{"id":2597,"date":"2013-05-27T14:22:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T14:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/?p=2597"},"modified":"2024-06-26T18:01:39","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T18:01:39","slug":"two-minute-terse-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/2013\/05\/27\/two-minute-terse-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Two minute Terse Verse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Occasionally I throw together stupid 4-8 line poems. Normally in text or on birthday cards at the last minute etc. Seeing <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/kieran-mcrobben\">Kieran<\/a> puts <a href=\"http:\/\/waxingsimulacra.blogspot.com\/\">much better ones online<\/a> I hadn&#8217;t really got round to it much.<\/p>\n<p>Just texting back and forward about nerdy shit I had two quick ones. Written in one go with no editing or corrections makes you plan ahead but leads you into corners and is quite fun. Write a stupid ditty today<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>Unlike the elfs who prance by the flowers<br \/>\nAnd wizards who hang around towers<br \/>\nThe dwarves have their bread<br \/>\naxes and beards<br \/>\nand mine and smelt metal with powers<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>Min maxer tastic<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s chosen 6 classes<br \/>\nBooks piled high<br \/>\nwith notes and distractions<br \/>\nHis gaming is like life<br \/>\nOver compen sating<br \/>\nToo young to drink<br \/>\nToo nerdy for mating<br \/>\nSuper hero char min maxing his life<br \/>\nUnfortunate <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Praxis_%28process%29#Marxism\">praxis<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Occasionally I throw together stupid 4-8 line poems. Normally in text or on birthday cards at the last minute etc. Seeing Kieran puts much better ones online I hadn&#8217;t really got round to it much. Just texting back and forward about nerdy shit I had two quick ones. Written in one go with no editing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[141],"tags":[803],"class_list":["post-2597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-poetry"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2597"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4174,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions\/4174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/agraham.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}